Middle of the Night Funny

Last night my husband got home from "coffee" (AKA beer and motorcycle talk) around 2:30am ish.  It was one of those times where I wake and think I am wide awake but really...I'm not.

He came into the room and grabbed his pillows.  I said, "You smell like beer".  He said "I do? " and sniffed himself...like that ever works.  He then said he was really stuffed up and knew he would snore so he was going to sleep on the couch.  He then made a joke that I can't remember and when I didn't laugh he said, "I'm funny."  

I responded with "funny like a splinter".  and then I started to laugh and couldn't stop for a minute.  When I finally did stop, I said, "I'm funny.  especially in the middle of the night."

When he just grunted instead of agreeing, I reached over and pulled his arm hair.  He said, "Did you really just do that?"  I said, "Yep, cause I'm funny, especially in the middle of the night." and started laughing again.

He left and I figured since I was THAT funny and THAT wide awake that I'd be awake forever.  But since I wasn't really awake...I was asleep in less than 10 minutes again.

Damn it

I am funny.

Sometimes.

Especially in the middle of the night.