Maybe I should spend more time cleaning my house...

Instead of decorating the yard, maybe I should clean my house?  The neighbors are starting to look at us funny.  I blame my husband somehow...

Never...ever feed him after midnight...

 

Sure - he's all cute during the day until he stops your clock to trick you into feeding him after midnight.  THEN look what happens.  Sigh....

Which reminds me...I haven't watched Gremlins yet this holiday season.  Isn't that a Christmas staple?  I wonder if its on Netflix...

Not you too Skelly

We probably shouldn't get into how I feel about motorcycles and my phobia about how the riders of such turn into puddles of goo on the road.  Umm...ok...anyway.  I came home one day to find Skelly sititng on the bike of a friend of my husband's and asking my husband if he could come on their next road trip.  I just rolled my eyes.  I don't get boys and their toys.  I banned Skelly from pedicures for a week after that maneuver. 

Creeper

 

Funny.  I took his photo and them left him there for a couple of hours.  I forgot to tell my husband what I was doing and he just about jumped out of his skin.  If we end up getting divorced over all the poses I put Skelly in, I do wonder what reason we can use for the paperwork....

Skelly vs the Grim Reaper

 

 I can only imagine that their conversation went something like this...

"Hey Grim Reaper....remember the time when you took my life?  Hah!  That was funny wasn't it.  Thought I really died didn't you?  Well guess what?  Boo!"

Decorating

Apparently I fail at Halloween uploads....stare at some decorations that we had around the house.  :)

Cauldron

Forgot to hit publish on this one and the other Halloween ones.  Skelly was trying to lure the cat into his cauldron.  Surprisingly, the cat appears to be smarter than he looks....

Thieves!!!

I was very excited to harvest my garden this fall after sampling a few baby carrots, some baby potatoes, peas and green beans.  Little did I know, my plan had been thwarted by not one, but two forces of evil.  All my carrots had been eaten by a mouse or mice who burrowed under the ground and ate them…leaving nothing but a thin outside shell behind.

The potatoes were infected with slugs! I had no idea that I even had slugs.   I hate slugs. Why, why, whyyyyyyyyyyy?  Sigh.

Accessing his feminine side

Skelly had a blast at Target while they were clearing out their summer hats.  Between he and my daughter, I think they almost cleared out Target's whole supply.

Playmobil

When I wasn't looking, Skelly pushed my daughter out of way and took over the pirate Playmobil set.

Work it Skelly!

Skelly knew Matthew was no match for his defined abs.  Poor Matt gave up and went home shortly after this...