He
came into the room and grabbed his pillows. I said, "You smell like
beer". He said "I do? " and sniffed himself...like that ever works. He
then said he was really stuffed up and knew he would snore so he was
going to sleep on the couch. He then made a joke that I can't remember
and when I didn't laugh he said, "I'm funny."
I
responded with "funny like a splinter". and then I started to laugh
and couldn't stop for a minute. When I finally did stop, I said, "I'm funny. especially in the middle of the night."
When
he just grunted instead of agreeing, I reached over and pulled his arm
hair. He said, "Did you really just do that?" I said, "Yep, cause I'm
funny, especially in the middle of the night." and started laughing
again.
He left and I figured since I was THAT
funny and THAT wide awake that I'd be awake forever. But since I wasn't
really awake...I was asleep in less than 10 minutes again.
Damn it
I am funny.
Sometimes.
Especially in the middle of the night.
