Time to start a new method. Here is the list again (I actually have 2 more to add but they are saved on my desktop at work so I'll add them later):
1. artificial nails for while. - FAIL
2. have teeth removed
3. wear gloves
4. chewing gum
5. paint the nails
6. think of the gross things
7. blog about your nails every day
8. hypotherapy
9. nail clipper often
10. hypnotherapy
11. get a petri dish and culture under your nails
12. stop 2 nails at a time every 2 weeks
13. get a manicure first
14. have a competition with your DH (admittedly this is DH's suggestion as he would like to quit too)
Ok...have all my teeth removed. I suppose it has its benefits: the ability to eat Jello more often, save on money by not buying toothbrushes and certainly a valid method to weight loss. However, I do prefer my lips in this position and NOT sunken it and I really couldn't give up eating apples as they do give a satisfying crunch. So....going to have to give this one a fail. Thanks Skye for the giggle...
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